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How to have sex
  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger

my blog will make you horny ;)

Sims 26 is released…the Sims now have the power to control you. Sims are taking over the world

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
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Drummers are hot and all but we all want a bass player if you don’t want a bass player I’m half convinced you don’t exist

(via mcr-fucked-me-up)




It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows


Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go


(via notoriousandshit)

Everytime We Touch - Cascada


I’ve saved this since March to post.
Monday with 611,871 notes / reblog
Monday with 174,517 notes / reblog


Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

(via shouldnt)

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